Swooping is bad

Hi all! This is my second foree into the land of fanfiction in two weeks, after telling myself I would never do such a thing. Must be a DA:O thing.

Do not read if you have not at least finished the game once.

Title: The Last Beginning
Rating: M in subject matter, but not smutty.
Pairing: Fem!Cousland/Alistair, post-game as rulers of Ferelden
Word Count: LONG. Nothing I do is short …

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Welcome to my den of horrible things.

I'll start by saying if you don't like yaoi or TEH GHEY, then don't venture here.

we start with some fun.

Wedding Bells - Hail to the Sinner Queen!

I have smutted....

http://games.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600084893

Hi all! I posted this on the swooping_is_bad, but I figured I should post it here too, now that it's completed.

PC: Female City Elf Rogue, Odessa

The more I thought about it, the more I realized that if she WERE to decide that having Alistair marry Anora was the dutiful thing to do, the more I realized SHE would then find it HER duty to break it off with Alistair, with the thought of this …

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Title: Wet Frocks
Rating: T
Spoilers: None.
PC: Faedra Amell
Word Count: 843 words.
Summary: Alistair gets a peek at the girls doing laundry! Nothing explicit, just a bit of fun.

{ Wet Frocks }

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Title: Forbidden Desire
Rating: T or M. I tend to rate high, but it's not smutty or anything. ... Yet. There will be a smut warning if it boils down to that.
Pairing: Alistair/Amell(fem!mage PC)
Word Count: Forbidden is up to 7626 words, while Desire is at 7207 words. These word counts are different from FF.net's because they exclude the header section at the top.
Spoilers: Only up to …

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Just a silly little piece about shopping and it's dangers for our favorite ex-templar.


Title: Fish On Dry Land
Word Count: 1,225
Pairing: Alistair/ shopping bags


There are approximately 150 different shades of blue. Until this day Alistair was very content to not differentiate between indigo and cerulean. He never had a sleepless night contemplating if midnight blue or sapphire would …

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I am on a roll today!


Smut smut smut, thanks to our glorious moderators who coaxed me back onto the smut wagon. Cheeky women that they are ;D

Title: In the Woods
Author: vehlr
Summary: He follows because he cannot help but follow her, with those swaying hips and those eyes and those hands that were making light work of taking off his armour - wait, he should be paying attention.
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Title: Splintmail
Author: vehlr
Summary: She makes him keep the splintmail.
Spoilers: none, actually!

She makes him keep the splintmail.
Despite the fact that it took them weeks to find better armour, and that every extra pound of weight was noticeable when they moved camp, she made him keep the full set. He asked why, once, but forgot whatever half-thought answer she gave was, and never …

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